Blogology

MOUTHOLOGY

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Well I like the Market Fresh sandwiches at Arby's (no sauce), but to cancel out the "virtue" of that selection, I also like the Ciabatta breakfast sandwich at Jack in the Box. Hello, 2,000 calories of fatty goodness. (I just looked it up - 710 calories. Eek.)

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. A lovely Italian restaurant in my town.

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 15-20% depending on service. I can and do go lower, but service really has to suck. I can't remember ever leaving less than 10%.

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. Fruit.

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Pepperoni and breakfast bacon. Yum.

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Butter or jelly (or peanut butter if I'm in the first trimester).

TECHNOLOGY

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Iguazu Falls in Brazil.

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. One.

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right-handed.

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. All four 12-year molars and Baby E.

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. Um, does Baby E count?

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. No.

BULLCRAPOLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. No.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. I don't think I would.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. It depends on whether it's summer or winter (ie, am I pale or slightly tan). Summer - fuschia, cool red or black. Winter, eggplant or teal.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Not that I can remember.

Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. No.

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. No.

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. No.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. No.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Maybe. Fifty grand is a tidy sum. But probably not.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. No.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
A. Not enough $$.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. No way. Unless they were trying to hurt my baby. Then I would protect her and become rich! Woo!

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: No pockets. And I don't like to put things in my pockets anyway.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: Yes.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand. (But sit to wash my face. <--new pregnancy thing)

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Yeah, but I would carefully select them.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: Three.

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: I got pulled over several months ago for an illegal U-turn.

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Someone with a fulfilling job and happy kids.

LASTOLOGY

Q: Last Friend you talked to?
A: EdgyK

Q: Last person who called you?
A: JDub

Q: Last person you saw?
A: Baby E

FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?
A: Four. Not that I really do anything with that.

Q: Season?
A: Summer.

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
A: Dh (he's at work).

Q: Mood?
A: Content.

Q: Listening to?
A: Feist.

Q: Watching?
A: Uh, typing. So not watching.

Q: Worrying about?
A: Baby E has the runs. For the first time in her life, if you can believe that.

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
A: The bathroom (pregnant). Then the kitchen where Dh informed me Baby E was unwell. So I headed to her room to change the sheets, Lysol the mattress and wash bed linens and poopy pajamas. Yum, diarrhea.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Have this kid. And then cuddle him tons.

Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A: The Nanny Diaries (about the same as the book - just okay).

Q: Do you smile often?
A: At Baby E and Dh, lots. But I have to tell myself to smile at strangers, even nice people at stores. I think I walk around in public with a stony "don't talk to me" face on.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Generally yes. I have a hard time being friendly to mean people.

Swiped from Hollow Squirrel.