At Walgreens, earlier today.
Middle-aged female cashier: How much time you got left? (nodding at the large belly)
Anth: Two months.
MAFC (eyes bug out): Two months?
Anth smiles politely.
MAFC: You look just like my daughter did when she was pregnant. She couldn't see her feet.
Anth thinks, Yeah like any other pregnant girl.
MAFC: She gained 96 pounds.
Anth tries not to laugh at the idea that she in any way resembles MAFC's daughter.*
Anth: That poor girl. (Leaves hurriedly.)
*My sympathies to any of you if you gained 96 pounds while pregnant. But one cannot blame that level of weight gain on pregnancy and a bad thyroid. It's just not gonna fly, sugar.