Monday, June 26, 2006

An Amazing New Record

Just when we thought Baby E's pooing prowess was solidly established, she went and outdid herself. Dh was so impressed, he was forced to take photographic evidence.

WARNING!! GRAPHIC PHOTOS BELOW!!! NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART...


For reals.




But it gets better. She managed to vault poo OVER the edge of the changing table...

and all down the hallway. Dh paced it out. Seven and a half feet. Wow.

10 comments:

Unknown said...

Dammmmmmmn. That is one talented girl. You must be very proud.

Chastity said...

It really is quite amazing how far these little ones can squirt the poo. Mine does the same thing...luckily we have a dark rug in that area, so if there are stains they won't show much. I've given up on the cloth changing table cover...pointless.

Cindy said...

All I can think to say is HOLY CRAP! Thats impressive.

Ms. Smoochy said...

We had some projectile poo in the middle of the night recently. Fun stuff. It hit mommy in the chest...and got the white carpet. I told everyone I talked to about it. Isn't it weird what a fascinating topic poo has become? What is happening to us?!?!?! ;-)

liz said...

holy sh*t!

Reesh said...

You guys are halarious! I wish I had doccumented Lily's first projectile poop to play at her wedding one day!!

Anonymous said...

My baby has never done anything like this. And I am happy about it.

Bear said...

Wow. I mean, wow. For some perspective, this is just shy of the men's world record in the high jump and better than the women's record. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_jump)

I kind of wish you had a tape measure in the photo.

Unknown said...

NO WAY!! Amazing little girl! I haven't measured Amelia's projectile poops yet... luckily we have a wood floor, so a little chlorox spray works wonders.

geekdarling said...

Hilarious! She's a Super Pooper!